RATES:
My rates are simple. It's £90 for an hour of massage fun. Longer appointments can be arranged. If you can't afford or are unwilling to pay my rate, then please don't ask me to lower them as I automatically apply my 'skinflint tax' of an extra £20. I pride myself on giving a memorable, quality service with style so if all you care about is 'what can I get for £30?' then move along the bus, please! I'm not the lady for you!
A few minor points :
I don't do outcalls because I have all my massaging bits and pieces here x
As I have another job which I need to abandon to see you, when you make appointments, you need to be 110% sure you are able to come along. None of this 'I've been called into work' an hour before your appointment is due mallarky, please, which is beyond frustration! Make sure you ARE ABLE to come along easily.
I only take appointments off fluent English speaking, discreet Gentlemen only. Your colour is irrelevant, black, white, brown or pink and green stripes - whatever, but you MUST be able to understand and speak English easily.
I am based in Bournemouth. Trust me, it's a breeze to find, very quiet, clean and discreet. There is free parking right outside. I will give you my address when we have had a brief chat.
Well, that's pretty much it for now! Hopefully I have answered some questions? If not, email me with sensible questions and I shall get back to you! Or even better - call me to make an appointment!
Mysteriously yours,
Charlie!
*BEFORE YOU CALL ME: Please make sure you have read and understood my site. If I am out and about or at work I obviously can't be talking in detail about what we can get up to.... Standing in a queue in Tesco or wherever and getting asked "What do you do?" is not entirely practical! HA x
My rates are simple. It's £90 for an hour of massage fun. Longer appointments can be arranged. If you can't afford or are unwilling to pay my rate, then please don't ask me to lower them as I automatically apply my 'skinflint tax' of an extra £20. I pride myself on giving a memorable, quality service with style so if all you care about is 'what can I get for £30?' then move along the bus, please! I'm not the lady for you!
A few minor points :
I don't do outcalls because I have all my massaging bits and pieces here x
As I have another job which I need to abandon to see you, when you make appointments, you need to be 110% sure you are able to come along. None of this 'I've been called into work' an hour before your appointment is due mallarky, please, which is beyond frustration! Make sure you ARE ABLE to come along easily.
I only take appointments off fluent English speaking, discreet Gentlemen only. Your colour is irrelevant, black, white, brown or pink and green stripes - whatever, but you MUST be able to understand and speak English easily.
I am based in Bournemouth. Trust me, it's a breeze to find, very quiet, clean and discreet. There is free parking right outside. I will give you my address when we have had a brief chat.
Well, that's pretty much it for now! Hopefully I have answered some questions? If not, email me with sensible questions and I shall get back to you! Or even better - call me to make an appointment!
Mysteriously yours,
Charlie!
*BEFORE YOU CALL ME: Please make sure you have read and understood my site. If I am out and about or at work I obviously can't be talking in detail about what we can get up to.... Standing in a queue in Tesco or wherever and getting asked "What do you do?" is not entirely practical! HA x