The Queen's speech.
Bloody hell, it's THAT time of year again so soon? Seems like it was last week I was sat on the beach making bonfires with my other wrongun pals! Ahh, those carefree summer nights.. I miss them. I'm a bit over with it here now. That might be why I am off to LA very soon! Whoa yeah! As Geddy Lee said.
Talking of ageing rockers, don't you cringe a little when you see those once drug-fuelled, groupie shagging rockstars of the 70's releasing some tepid album accompanied by a bunch of African pan pipers or summat? Vegan grandad rock. Well quite frankly it turns me off to see the likes of, say, Robert Plant do this very thing. I just think 'Oh good god, put it away...' I mean, I want to remember him when he was young and beautiful and belting out 'Dazed and Confused' high as a kite on acid! Certainly not now, with his beer belly, grey hair and his prostate issues croakily singing songs about gluten free living, Palestine or whatever other trendy issue of the week is... Yawn! No, no... Just call it a day and leave it to the young'uns. Sad to say, but it's true.
Same goes for the rest of them. I saw Annie Lennox promote her new album the other day and it was the most un rock and roll thing ever! More geography teacher these days than edgy post punk pop.
Anyway what was I on about?
Ah yeah..
So Christmas! I just wanted to say I am around this Monday and Tuesday if you fancy a music lesson, I mean a massage!! Doors open from 11 until 3 ish, as ever. Happy festive folk only allowed. Be back the week after for a bit, but not sure yet. Depends on if I get kidnapped by Russians or something.
Oh I do hope so...
Merry christmas, you bad lot....
Keep smiling, see you soon xxxx