So today I was asked out on not one, but two dates.
Lucky old me, eh??
Wait...
Blind date number one was by the local pants-wetting, care in the community nutcase who looks like he has a family of Kosovan immigrants chained up in his basement. He likes to talk about the weather.
Blind date number two is an 87 year old UKIP supporter...
Lucky old me, eh?
So I'm off to go and smash whatever fragrance I'm wearing
Then I will hang myself.
Lucky old me, eh??
Wait...
Blind date number one was by the local pants-wetting, care in the community nutcase who looks like he has a family of Kosovan immigrants chained up in his basement. He likes to talk about the weather.
Blind date number two is an 87 year old UKIP supporter...
Lucky old me, eh?
So I'm off to go and smash whatever fragrance I'm wearing
Then I will hang myself.